THE PROCRASTINATOR'S STORE
There was no shovel to be found
When the snow was falling to the ground.
The sales man acted like I should know,
"You had to buy that two months ago!"
But two months ago I was kicking leaves around,
Because then, there was no rake to be found.
"In the spring," he said, "is when to buy your rake,"
But I am a procrastinator, for goodness sake!
I canít buy a sweater when the sun is burning hot,
Or try on a bathing suit when the sun is not.
All procrastinators, we need to unite,
And come up with a store that gets it right.